Tony Stark is a Basketball

Tony the Armadillo

Resume: Tony Stark acts like if he was a three banded armadillo by a magic spell done by Loki.

Or maybe it's a spell who turns Tony into a kind of human basketball

So, let's start.


Tony Stark plays basketball in the trainning court of the tower. This time he don't use an armor and he plays the game with Hawkeye.

Hawkeye gently mades fun of Tony who looks less good at this game than himself.

The fact than the rich guy don't wear an armor too, in this time.

Tony wearing an AC / DC gray tank top, black jeans and black Converse sneakers, he has a black bandana in his hair and a pendant representing ying and yang.

Suddenly Tony tooks the ball out off the hands of Clint and launches it into the hologramm hoop with a beautiful slam dunk figure and dunks himself too.

"Hehehe, see the ball, feel the ball and finally be the ball": said Tony.

Clint made a sarcastic remark that was quickly interrupted during all the speed in the training room screaming, "Who touched my zoo ?! ".
Clint was crushed against the wall, under the effect of the door slammed on him. (Thanks Hulk)
Hulk saw Tony leaning on the wall, stared at him for a moment without saying anything, while Tony was trying to tell his big green boyfriend that he had something on him, Hulk had not noticed anything and left with a completely flattened Hawkeye on his back.
Tony was baffled, but thought that a small lesson in humility was not to refuse for the archer.
Even less, to set up on the Internet #hulkass.
Hulk returns to his room, Hawkeye does not want to take off the Hulk under the pressure and crash.
Tony was hilarious, he was rolling on the ground laughing.
Pepper opened the door, looked at Tony in a fit of laughter, she immediately closed the door and went up the stairs as if she had seen nothing.
She called Steve down the stairs and joined Tony, because Steve was good at putting the soldiers back in their place.
But before Cape Town began his philosophical two-dollar speech, Tony took Steve as if he were a package and moved him to the kitchen as he put it in the freezer.
"Are you cold, my friend? ".
Steve was trying to open the door, but something chose to block it.
Loki was at Stark and had other plans in mind.

Tony was swaddled in a straitjacket, his feet tied to his wrists, which was tied to his body, the collar causing him to curl up, but he was trying to resist, he was sure that if he let himself go by the mechanism, it could not unfold until it delivers it. He does not know how he ended up here, but that feeling of being crushed pleased him, but it also hurts him.
He was often imagined Pepper becoming a ball, at the same time on herself as if she were a pangolin.
A knock in the door given by a god with the familiar voice and Tony realized that he had become an armadillo and that it was not a joke.
He spoke again, but was barely audible, car his face was hidden between his knees, which was against his body, his arms wrapped around him, or almost.

Natasha Roumanoff was furiously furtive in the poorly secured neighborhoods of the S.H.I.E.L.D. She had received the call from Nick Fury, director of the S.H.I.E.L.D a strange individual was crawling in the ceilings. He is very dangerous. She pointed her paralyzing weapons through the corridors, then with the help of her grappling hook she made in the air and climbed in all the beautiful agility like a black widow weaving her ...... CANVAS. She took the price of the canvas, and maybe what, but a very big canvas. Several pairs of big eyes scrutinized her.

Thor slept on his father's throne and woke up from time to time while he was training with the other Asgardians, he still had a lot of lessons to catch up with, unlike his younger brother.

Loki was hilarious, he had made everything so that the Avengers were helpless, he wanted everyone to see them bickering with their weak spots and he knew that anyway, they were more elastic that did not appear, not by chance, but They lived all in a world where they had become avengers, on whom was more elastic than usual, it must have been a risk of the job. He should have a lie like this. He was getting bored so, he opened the closet door and played with the ball he had left there, she was very soft and warm to the touch.